They know the truth. SCORE 78
Maybe my understanding of good is inaccurate SCORE -16
I’m a good cleaner SCORE 88
When You Grow Up With Black Santa… SCORE 86
Every time I walk into a Best Buy… SCORE 92
Never sink SCORE 146
Just pineapple thoughts SCORE 52
I’m Really Bad At Portioning Uncooked Pasta SCORE 96
Last Night I Had A Salad For Dinner SCORE 75
Scaredy cat SCORE -23
Made from old circuit boards SCORE 112
The internet is a beautiful place SCORE 74
Professor Jiggly Is Loose In Cat Room SCORE 111
Sand Skiing In Peru SCORE 108
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 54
It’s 2016, nothing surprises me any more. SCORE 88
Frozen plane getting de-iced SCORE 70
At a bar in Portland SCORE 115
The Dark Queen, statue of egyptian queen Cleopatra III discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion SCORE 112
If It Makes You Feel Better, I’m The Pilot SCORE 62
You should play the role of my father SCORE 145
What I feel like saying to most girls on Tinder SCORE 55
Japanese Fallen Leaves Art SCORE 105
you taste like friendship SCORE 108
Helpful LPT from Denny’s SCORE 73
My daughter is blind and for her ninth birthday party we made braille chocolate message slabs – I LOVE YOU and HAPPY BIRTHDAY in braille. SCORE 151
Perks of marriage SCORE 76
He’s bananas SCORE 206
Don’t do it! SCORE 65
I won’t believe it till I see it. SCORE 83
I’ve always wondered this SCORE 87
A dinosaur prop tied to a truck SCORE 118
