Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
High tech snac SCORE 7
It’s the circle of life. SCORE 21
Too sad for pants SCORE 31
Me too bud, me too… SCORE 24
Landlords give the best gifts. SCORE 34
I’d take care the beast… SCORE 18
When in traffic… SCORE 26
You really dodged a cauliflower… SCORE 26
Jeopardy bros SCORE 29
Get fancy, sponsored by CVS. SCORE 22
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17
All crabs deserve the knowledge. SCORE 23
With all of our powers combined… SCORE 17
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
Yes I am very interest in this. SCORE 25
Employee beware… SCORE 25
Ponytails have a mind of their own… SCORE 33
7/10 you could buy me a coffee. SCORE 30
Apparently my Roomba mountain climbs when I’m not home… SCORE 26
This sign in Thailand SCORE 32
The original sign explaining how to turn on an electric light. SCORE 30
That sign making class really paid off SCORE 25
Smoothest fight yet. SCORE 25
New fridge has sabbath mode… SCORE 26
Plant one, cut one. SCORE 12
Target is good at advertising. SCORE 26
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
Imagine getting upset over flowers… SCORE 33
Take it back… SCORE 30
Enjoy more liminal spaces. SCORE 37