Finally. SCORE 344
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
BURN! SCORE 233
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
40 years later. SCORE 121
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
Every time. SCORE 123
Accurate. SCORE 174
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
No. SCORE 88
Guys listen… SCORE 170
How the internet works. SCORE 181
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
