you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
i just love food too much SCORE 21
very subtle SCORE 17
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
memes cure everything SCORE 10
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
smells like sadness SCORE 16
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
am i a dog? SCORE 33
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
medical mystery SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
my next hobby SCORE 13