You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Preflight Update SCORE 17
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
A dog’s life. SCORE 186
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Touché… SCORE 192
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
True fear. SCORE 255
Accurate. SCORE 323
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 118
Coincidence? SCORE 149
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Seems fixed… SCORE 322
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
The world is so messed up. SCORE 187
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
Bee logic. SCORE 159
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 226
