When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Blood orange. SCORE 141
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
Me too! SCORE 240
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Best. Day. Ever. SCORE 16
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
Lawyer dog. SCORE 96
When girls turn 30…. SCORE 14
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
Cops nowadays SCORE 1
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Curious cat in crisis. SCORE 182
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
Batman needs a new thing SCORE 8
My love life. SCORE 171
The nine worlds of Yggdrasil. SCORE 125
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
I need this. SCORE 11
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
Stephen Colbert is so happy being Legolas. SCORE 163
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Soy milk. SCORE 11
One of these things is not like the others. SCORE 122
