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Science+is+cruel.
I+LOVE+LAMP
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Thanks+Dan.+Always+good+news+coverage.
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
The+Self-Assembly+IKEA+Chocolate+Bunny
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Imagine+just+the+thing%26%238230%3B
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
You+gonna+pop+big+time%2C+eventually.
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
And+the+wildflowers+rejoiced.
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Water+is+the+enemy+of+your+self+image.
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
FOUR+MORE+YEARS%21
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Someday+they+will+make+someone%26%238217%3Bs+day+brighter%2C+anyway.
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
You%26%238217%3Bll+have+to+go+elsewheres%2C+Sarah.
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
We%26%238217%3Bll+send+our+best%21
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
Speaking+to+the+former+record+holder%26%238230%3B
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
The+purrrrfect+couple.
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Tutankhamun+had+a+dagger+made+from+a+meteorite%2C+BTW.
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Doge+has+asthma+and+requires+multiple+treatments+daily.
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
The+more+you+know.
The more you know. SCORE 36
Martin+Luther+King+Jr.+on+one+of+the+first+desegregated+buses%2C+1956.
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Be+careful+out+there%21
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
NYPD+protecting+the+Wall+Street+Bull+from+protesters+is+way+too+2020+vibe+for+me.
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
We+can+do+it%21
We can do it! SCORE 30
I+do+not+think+you+know+the+meaning+of+that+word%26%238230%3B+Spring+Break%2C+circa+1985.
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Obama+fist-bumped+a+janitor.+Thanks%3F
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Deep+state+iOS+13
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
I%26%238217%3Bm+the+mischievous+river+spirit.+Come+get+yer+words%2C+fer+a+price.
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
I+guess+I+like+NASCAR+now.
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
This+is+how+asparagus+grows%2C+allegedly.
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Turns+out+5G+was+the+cure+this+whole+time.
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
I+guess+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+like+my+printer+goes+brrrrr+posts%26%238230%3B
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
%26%238216%3Bcheese%26%238217%3B+VS+%26%238216%3Bamber+alert%26%238217%3B
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
And+they+would+have+gotten+away+with+it+too%26%238230%3B
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Villains+say+things+hero%26%238217%3Bs+can%26%238217%3Bt.
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
NASCAR+never+even+went+to+the+moon.
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
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The+way+the+sun+hit+this+pelican+made+it+so+you+can+see+the+fish+in+its+mouth
The way the sun hit this pelican made it so you can see the fish in its mouth SCORE 35
The+paper+clip+from+Microsoft+has+fallen+on+some+hard+times
The paper clip from Microsoft has fallen on some hard times SCORE 81
Nailed+it
Nailed it SCORE 84
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+have+a+serious+word+with+whoever+said+that
I’d like to have a serious word with whoever said that SCORE 77
My+cat+has+the+same+reaction+when+I+ask+it+this+question.
My cat has the same reaction when I ask it this question. SCORE 89
So+I+was+out+delivering+on+my+route+today+and+saw+this%2C+made+my+day.
So I was out delivering on my route today and saw this, made my day. SCORE 156
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