who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 36
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 20
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 21
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 14
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 36
i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
judges judily SCORE 20
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 21
