Earth now has a quasi-moon SCORE 100
Sugar Like You’ve Never Seen It Before SCORE 59
Get Down Mister President! SCORE 117
Shooting a bear doesn’t make you a badass. Feeding one while her cub humps your leg definitely does. SCORE 67
Algonquin Peak SCORE 74
Do You Even Speak Cat, Human? SCORE 118
If You’re Only Staying Two Nights… SCORE 87
A snippet from today’s Times diary SCORE 183
The Hard Life Of A Wizard SCORE 133
Bad luck generation SCORE 99
Keep The Monsters Away SCORE 85
I mean it has to be SCORE 103
Geese suck, period. SCORE 87
Fill yourself up. SCORE 78
A Puppy Forever SCORE 104
Cookies SCORE 48
God’s plan SCORE 34
Naming The Animals SCORE 124
Aurora borealis bedrooms in Finland SCORE 77
Help, Daddy. SCORE 47
Having A New Kid SCORE 58
I Used To Be Frustrated By People Talking… SCORE 68
I’m so white collar SCORE 75
Having a puppy is straight-up better than having love SCORE 81
Sex scenes in movies SCORE 141
A New 30 Day Workout Challenge I Can Get Behind. SCORE 56
First World Problems, British Edition SCORE 81
I Want Dogs To Be Allowed In More Places… SCORE 97
Those Shady Joggers SCORE 72
Asked To Switch Seats On The Plane Because… SCORE 58
The Guinea Pig Club, established in 1941, for British and allied aircrew who had undergone experimental reconstructive plastic surgery after receiving burns injuries in aircraft during World War II SCORE 68
So that’s how it happened… SCORE 62
