I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Words. SCORE 162
Me basically. SCORE 181
every time SCORE 215
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
…0-0 SCORE -5
Can’t say I was expecting it to end like that. SCORE 130
Accurate. SCORE 9
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Om nom nom SCORE 10
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
your gay SCORE 249
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
me in the shower SCORE 21
… SCORE 10
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
BFFS. SCORE 144
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
