If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Returned… SCORE 14
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 15
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Exactly. SCORE 170
Basically. SCORE 171
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Every time. SCORE 294
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
You are so cute… SCORE 336
Get in there! SCORE 9
Dem feels. SCORE 447
Oh Google. SCORE 223
SONDER SCORE 21
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
True story. SCORE 385
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
The Feels SCORE 14
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116