When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Metal men SCORE 235
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 90
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -24
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 85
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
The true Christian way SCORE 123
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
He does make a point… SCORE 52
