when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
just a few more years SCORE 28
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
there is no dana, only zuul SCORE 24
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
i learned math today SCORE 33
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
Yep SCORE 59
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
what if…? SCORE 27
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
when the craving hits SCORE 24
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
good luck SCORE 30
the was a weird year SCORE 54
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
whatever it takes SCORE 30
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
I prefer red SCORE 24
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
who else can relate? SCORE 35
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
anxiety SCORE 28
