OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
The shinbone. SCORE 94
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Colorblind. SCORE 136
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
When you see it. SCORE 5
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 150
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Loud music. SCORE 15
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Group projects. SCORE 149
Time. SCORE 133
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Germans. SCORE 3
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Loki. SCORE 152
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
