Swoon. SCORE -5
Swing Fail SCORE 15
Well… just maybe. SCORE 17
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Every night. SCORE 18
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
Albino crow SCORE 14
What was this show? SCORE 229
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Its a hard knock life. SCORE 217
Harsh! SCORE -5
Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 19
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 23
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Alright then. SCORE 144
<3 SCORE 179
Silly Superman SCORE 173
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Superman also has his traumas SCORE 156
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 21
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Me as a child SCORE 228
Cats playing Jenga. SCORE 135
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
The power of genetics. SCORE 185
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
