It’s dark in there... SCORE 25
Painting your face to look like a house and taking a perfect picture SCORE 150
Y’all got some movies to watch. SCORE 32
The nose knows SCORE 105
This Pillow Was Attempting A Pre-emptive Strike SCORE 42
Times are changing SCORE 119
Turtle vs Cop SCORE 71
How I see math word problems. SCORE 165
We did it! SCORE 71
Introducing, Nap Time! SCORE 189
ONLY $4.99 a month! SCORE 143
Paper spray is dangerous! SCORE 249
You can't leave, now. SCORE 25
At Oakland zoo they have signs so they wolves don't get scared SCORE 112
Non-stop durable work wear SCORE 64
Let it be known. SCORE 29
When you realize your mother may be a witch. Or a duck... SCORE 105
Data defrag... SCORE 15
Texting and driving. SCORE -59
Both Sad And Beautiful SCORE 181
Accurate. SCORE 274
Harry Potter and the realistic character development SCORE 160
Souls on souls SCORE 94
Accurate. SCORE 150
Thank you notes, cookie style SCORE 85
Using children as props good. SCORE 25
Just keep flapping. SCORE 28
Mom vs. Dad. SCORE 135
The Not-a-Princess Bride SCORE 117
How I feel halfway through Movember. SCORE 101
Its getting real SCORE 111
forever alone SCORE 74
