The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Not today. SCORE 205
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
So you like metal? SCORE 144
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Twist! SCORE 138
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
English is weird. SCORE 95
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
I would watch this SCORE 110
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
