My first love. SCORE 12
An atom is 99.999999999% empty space. SCORE 15
I need this. SCORE 137
I know a few people who need this book. SCORE 149
If you’re reading this… SCORE 8
A dad joke gone wrong. SCORE 183
My spirit animal. SCORE 4
Half a Lorde long… SCORE 134
Pop the trunk. SCORE 137
It pays to be precise SCORE 13
Adulthood. SCORE 136
Blowing bubbles SCORE 146
I am Joey. SCORE 109
Words to live by. SCORE 13
Violet eyes exist. SCORE 163
Buffalo Humor SCORE 158
We can even. SCORE 89
My new spirit animal. SCORE 17
Hunger kills SCORE 186
Why would you even? SCORE -17
Learning you can move your eyebrows for the first time SCORE 181
Find the Brit. SCORE 9
Alcohol’s biggest effect. SCORE 12
Fighting the good fight. SCORE 213
The ultimate friendzone. SCORE 132
Nokia SCORE 145
Dogs in blankets. SCORE 80
Perfect aim SCORE 12
Seems fair. SCORE 15
Bae caught me slippin’. SCORE 10
Movie Logic SCORE 141
I should start using makeup. SCORE 13