I'm in a long distance relationship. SCORE 216
I hate the hiccups SCORE 173
This long abandoned and forgotten road from the Roman empire SCORE 83
Asked the waiter to pick a number between one and ten. SCORE 246
What I learned from cooking shows SCORE 233
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 131
My summer bod. SCORE 115
Octopus Tree SCORE 155
I need this. SCORE 238
The truth about movies. SCORE 261
This 74 year old man walking miles for his wife SCORE 112
Oh, God. SCORE 77
My cat is an idiot but adorable <3 SCORE 64
Keep your friends close SCORE 27
Baseball bat lands standing on its end SCORE 102
Totally rude. SCORE 177
I've been impaled... SCORE 148
Literally. SCORE 144
Don't do drugs. SCORE 979
Easy there big fella SCORE 29
The meat of the lingcod naturally has a blue greenish meat SCORE 61
Left: the only standing building after the bomb in Hiroshima. Right: the only standing building after the Beirut explosion. Both were made by Czechs. SCORE 27
Ferrets playing in the ball pit SCORE 111
Old couple and a car alarm SCORE 179
Fine line SCORE 121
I Like Dis Hat, Did Is Good Hat SCORE 105
My sister's only exception in using a selfie stick. SCORE 100
Gamer pick-up line. SCORE 126
It's true SCORE 169
Good lord human your paw stinks SCORE 125
It's true SCORE 130
You rang? SCORE 29
