i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
my next hobby SCORE 13
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
happens all the time SCORE 26
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
medical mystery SCORE 25
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
now i really do know SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
smells like sadness SCORE 16
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
heathens SCORE 36
this is entertainment SCORE 8
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
memes cure everything SCORE 10
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
gift not included SCORE 20
earth sandwich SCORE 26
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
i just love food too much SCORE 21
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
important notes for male writers SCORE 42