the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Olden but golden SCORE 19
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
treat? SCORE 25
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
I want to believe. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
