turtle fact SCORE 3
turtleduck SCORE 34
i don’t like sour cream SCORE 39
minor inconvenience SCORE 12
never stop the hustle SCORE 14
hallelujah SCORE 2
buttload of wine SCORE 25
one load of laundry SCORE 26
sleeping lion SCORE 22
this is just how i look SCORE 21
the truth about marriage SCORE 18
judging myself SCORE 16
shrek at church SCORE 26
winging it SCORE 13
raptor patronus SCORE 35
hug me SCORE 32
dissolve like cotton candy SCORE 22
put it on speaker SCORE 34
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office chair with pet perks SCORE -12
passing gas at mcdonalds SCORE 23
gotta level up SCORE 31
el chupacabra SCORE 30
roofing specialist SCORE 26
houseplant vs plants in the wild SCORE 16
wave the wizard around SCORE 32
joint parrot custody SCORE 26
you’re not the manager SCORE 12
new life as a plate SCORE 19
best thing that can happen to a potato SCORE 9
leaves in los angeles SCORE 22
ancient evil has been awakened SCORE 27
no more waffles, dave SCORE 8
