My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Weird SCORE 46
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
It’s time SCORE 97
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 81
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Under Water SCORE 98
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Totally SCORE 87
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76