no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
10000% agree SCORE 18
how dare you SCORE 21
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
there has to be balance SCORE 36
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
barts beware SCORE 10
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
oh nO SCORE 51
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
i meannnnn SCORE -2
i get too many of those emails that you don’t really respond to SCORE 25
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
a kat burglar SCORE 17
the good life SCORE 38
