That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 107
Birds SCORE 173
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
A Frozen Soap Bubble SCORE 86
I see no otter way out…. SCORE 104
The Boston Tickle Party SCORE 89
A car with a pup holder SCORE 135
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Considering it… SCORE 54
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Damn nature, SCORE 171
Glitched SCORE 150
This Currency Is More Valuable Than Any Other SCORE 142
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
Homeschool Marching Band SCORE 141
Freaking deadbeats SCORE 83
Bottom of an iceberg that just rolled over SCORE 101
Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
Take Your Kids To Work Day SCORE 95
"Could I just try a little sample?" SCORE 156
Don’t hurt my feelings SCORE 77
Don’t turn around SCORE 93
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
Damn, science side. SCORE 137
LoOk At Me I’m A hUmAn SCORE 72
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
