Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 31
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Do the blink! SCORE 24
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Steal the world! SCORE 22
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 19
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
sent via FAX SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 11
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 26
hello little friend SCORE 20
*have SCORE 17
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Words. SCORE 9
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
