This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
We can do it! SCORE 30
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
The more you know. SCORE 36
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
