when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
an impossible task SCORE 20
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i have layers SCORE 33
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 36
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
clever SCORE 29
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
definitely a dog SCORE 46
english burn SCORE 27
this is why i drink SCORE 29
hi friend! SCORE 31
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 30
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37
who’s in? SCORE 34
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
back to bed! SCORE 19
call the fire department SCORE 4
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 19
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 28
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 53
bordering on 3 SCORE 28
excuse me SCORE 19
i was born this way SCORE 18
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
i always spill SCORE 17
