OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Hello fren. SCORE 28
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 42
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Aw, Nuts! SCORE 35
BabyNames.com SCORE 41
Aawooof! SCORE 34
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
It does burn a bit. SCORE 28
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
Don’t be evil… SCORE 20
It’s a plate for Pi. SCORE 25
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Tale as old as time. SCORE 30
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 22
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 35
