The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Real American hero SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Fatality SCORE 40
Proceed SCORE 30
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
