When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
Convenience SCORE 259
Honestly, I find this quite calming SCORE 220
Spot on. SCORE 382
My wife bought the same book twice by mistake...How ironic... SCORE 76
Always train the new guy SCORE 112
True Nobility SCORE 124
Trust me, I'm the Doctor SCORE 260
How Superman does Halloween. SCORE 109
Fancy Snake SCORE 158
Whenever I go to the movies. SCORE 178
When you and your friend screw up but you're both in it together... SCORE 111
The goat king overseeing his Kingdom SCORE 90
Arrogant People SCORE 179
F all the way to the heavens... SCORE 30
It really do be like that SCORE 54
Scumbag internet. SCORE 250
Double facepalm. SCORE 267
He's goddamn right SCORE 146
Bingo. SCORE 260
Modern problems require modern solutions SCORE 17
The HotTug. SCORE 203
I can't believe Biden did such a thing... SCORE 24
More like Daily BS SCORE 62
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 32
Sleeping SCORE 154
We have cars too SCORE 73
No man chooses evil because it is evil... SCORE 188
"It's summer and their cousins are here. They're having fun" SCORE 39
Paperweight that holds your book open SCORE 153
She's beauty and she's grace... SCORE 40
Death Stars SCORE 109
