A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The power of barking SCORE 18
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Burn!!! SCORE 1
2pactopus SCORE 113
Trollololo! SCORE 151
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The Twortle SCORE 142
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157