this is a real quote SCORE 42
is she half full or half empty? SCORE 27
just adding to my unread book collection SCORE 20
pizza again? SCORE 23
real life nyan cat SCORE 26
we are all angels in our own special way SCORE 19
when in doubt, blame disney SCORE 15
two cloves SCORE 18
in case you weren’t already terrified of furbies SCORE 23
harry never has to clean his glasses SCORE 17
such a beautiful name SCORE 16
solid weekend plan SCORE 19
someone must have said something SCORE 35
lumpy bird SCORE 31
binge city! SCORE 34
meat without feet SCORE 27
cowabunga! SCORE 27
controversial batman opinion SCORE 30
well that’s just hilariously rude SCORE 30
why are you doing this to us? SCORE 29
splish splash SCORE 22
hungry as a — SCORE 16
sad food substitutes SCORE 22
your butt napkins SCORE 20
can you believe this? SCORE 18
looks like there’s plenty of space for new cats SCORE 27
please repeat SCORE 35
nope. pass. will not be eating that SCORE -9
all hail SCORE 21
waited long enough SCORE 43
nothing has ever hurt more SCORE 26
what kind of insurance do transformers have? SCORE 22