Look into my beard… You are getting very sleepy. SCORE 96
Guns don’t kill people… SCORE 91
Would not bang SCORE -3
Leprechaun trap cake. SCORE 192
CYBERBULLYING: 1961 SCORE 5
Seems legit. SCORE 208
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
How to date a check. SCORE 108
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
Kids say the darndest things. SCORE 347
How to tell a lie. SCORE 540
What happens when gingers go in the sun. SCORE 114
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 0
Never forget. SCORE 253
Typos… SCORE 6
Gotcha! SCORE 158
Welcome to the internet. SCORE 75
I regret nothing! SCORE 136
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 143
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
The danger of stereotypes. SCORE 479
Smashing! SCORE 78
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151
Scumbag Grandpa Joe. SCORE 280
Good news: Zero-calorie pizza! SCORE 131
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 205
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 343
