dapper jupiter SCORE 29
would pay to watch SCORE 14
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 20
don’t judge me SCORE 14
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
i might be a vampire SCORE 26
but i totally called it SCORE 28
like magic SCORE 39
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
every freaking day SCORE 21
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
always assume the worst SCORE 32
my genius is unequaled SCORE 23
act your wage SCORE 18
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
may the force be with you SCORE 28
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
present spoiled SCORE 32
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
this was me in high school SCORE 19
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
treat yourself SCORE 15
that is correct SCORE 20
antreefa SCORE 23
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
