friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
accidental beauty SCORE 31
is this satire? SCORE 14
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
memorable first customer SCORE 17
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
duck! SCORE 13
mooooo SCORE 15
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
we dare you SCORE 10
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
cramps SCORE 10
slap them SCORE 12
a very small dog SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
supersize it SCORE -4
everything beagle SCORE 1
