you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
the astley paradox SCORE 19
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
have it their way SCORE 16
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
fancy af SCORE 10
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
enter my what now? SCORE 27
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
til death do us part SCORE 22
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
therapy burn SCORE 29
all natural SCORE 22
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
not a high success rate SCORE 25
one is never an option SCORE 10
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
whatever it takes SCORE 16
boom SCORE 12
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
