Dream big. SCORE 12
Maximum derp. SCORE 124
Fighting racism with more racism SCORE 78
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 318
Per my last email... SCORE 79
Dating apps do work SCORE 47
When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the topic SCORE 116
I’m lovin’ it SCORE 103
This sign has been stolen too many times I guess. SCORE 128
When your dog beats you at Monopoly... SCORE 76
Unattended Children Will Be Dressed SCORE 152
Diamond Back Terrapin SCORE 151
Oldie but a goodie SCORE 95
When you're at the movies SCORE 122
Sea is for cookie! SCORE 221
I'm a cat and I sleep wherever I want. SCORE 245
Deleting your Facebook... SCORE 159
We always have a backup incase Democracy fails SCORE 197
When a body part falls asleep... SCORE 145
PC vs MAC SCORE 228
It's complicated SCORE 57
I'll never understand the embarrassment of leaving the stall while someone is in the bathroom. SCORE 53
There is not a more accurate description SCORE 65
Typical David... SCORE 36
Give me the eucalyptus! SCORE 153
It’s over. It’s done. SCORE 73
Who Dat SCORE 98
Dear Student Loan Recipient. SCORE 212
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 67
Hey gurl... SCORE 108
Praise the true king. SCORE 23
lil sad SCORE 100
