
Dream big. SCORE 12

Maximum derp. SCORE 124

Fighting racism with more racism SCORE 78

How all airplanes should be. SCORE 318

Per my last email... SCORE 79

Dating apps do work SCORE 47

When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the topic SCORE 116

I’m lovin’ it SCORE 103

This sign has been stolen too many times I guess. SCORE 128

When your dog beats you at Monopoly... SCORE 76

Unattended Children Will Be Dressed SCORE 152

Diamond Back Terrapin SCORE 151

Oldie but a goodie SCORE 95

When you're at the movies SCORE 122

Sea is for cookie! SCORE 221

I'm a cat and I sleep wherever I want. SCORE 245

Deleting your Facebook... SCORE 159

We always have a backup incase Democracy fails SCORE 197

When a body part falls asleep... SCORE 145

PC vs MAC SCORE 228

It's complicated SCORE 57

I'll never understand the embarrassment of leaving the stall while someone is in the bathroom. SCORE 53

There is not a more accurate description SCORE 65

Typical David... SCORE 36

Give me the eucalyptus! SCORE 153

It’s over. It’s done. SCORE 73

Who Dat SCORE 98

Dear Student Loan Recipient. SCORE 212

A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 67

Hey gurl... SCORE 108

Praise the true king. SCORE 23

lil sad SCORE 100