booze and books. a brilliant idea SCORE 23
the goblin nods SCORE 27
me forcing myself out of bed for work in the morning SCORE 15
let me make eggs in peace SCORE 31
purrr – get it? cause it’s a cat! SCORE 18
deciding who lives and who dies SCORE 37
gonna cry in a corner now SCORE 20
the inner me SCORE 19
it was all downhill from there SCORE 27
the italian contact lens SCORE 12
roomba on the run! SCORE 19
every day SCORE 37
i’m rooting for french onion, personally SCORE 18
good girl SCORE 30
this is when you sleep the best SCORE 27
keep trying body. may the odds be ever in your favor SCORE -25
time to check out early SCORE 13
the perfect metaphor SCORE 17
because it’s not weird to her. go get her the book SCORE 36
would be motivating at least SCORE 34
who remembers these? SCORE 20
broccoli needs cheese. it’s science SCORE 16
i have questions SCORE 35
storage SCORE 26
it’s just a small snack SCORE 13
did not sign up for this SCORE 37
let me simmer! SCORE 13
so much judgement in one picture SCORE 21
what goes around comes around SCORE 41
try to science harder SCORE 21
the disney shift in philosophy SCORE 31
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