Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
How the internet works. SCORE 181
BURN! SCORE 232
No. SCORE 88
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
40 years later. SCORE 121
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Every time. SCORE 123
Grass Fence SCORE 215
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Drama! SCORE 172
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Guys listen… SCORE 170
China vs Germany SCORE 294
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Puppy! SCORE 107
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
Accurate. SCORE 174
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
