I want to believe. SCORE 28
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
WELL THEN SCORE 17
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Olden but golden SCORE 19
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
treat? SCORE 25
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Movie Magic SCORE 27
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
