How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Every time. SCORE 180
Good idea. SCORE 4
Lottery SCORE 4
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Forever and always SCORE 0
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
This generation. SCORE 265
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Boop! SCORE 136
SMILE!!! SCORE 151
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Karma. SCORE 236
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well played Simon, well played. SCORE 198
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6