Everything is a cover-up SCORE 138
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Old Habits SCORE 81
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
Smooth AF SCORE 101
How Your Body Works SCORE 130
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
No one listens to me SCORE 157
Problem solved. SCORE 111
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 130
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 85
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 65
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 144
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
#stopit SCORE 98
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 131
NONSENSE SCORE 67
huh… $43 M… SCORE 98
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76