The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Jinkies! SCORE 63
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
easy money SCORE 29
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Same… SCORE 53
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Awkward SCORE 69
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36