I love you more than… SCORE 122
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Sup? SCORE 10
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Nailed it. SCORE 132
I yawned! SCORE 10
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
How is this possible? SCORE 277
BROFIST SCORE -3
Do you listen to rock? SCORE 138
My feelings toward college. SCORE 159
We are a virus SCORE 145
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
In an alternate universe. SCORE 125
The Shawshaq Redemption. SCORE 54
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
About to start my homework… SCORE 7
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Truth. SCORE 182
Friends SCORE 21
I Love My School SCORE 309
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 271
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Self checkout. SCORE 245
Word! SCORE 19
Sherlock and Watson SCORE 348
