No no no no cat. SCORE 103
Sincerely, your brain. SCORE 188
Words. SCORE 213
Well played Cleverbot, well played. SCORE 272
Pope Vader. SCORE 112
Words. SCORE 226
Reality of fear. SCORE 179
Exorcism Russian style. SCORE 138
EXPLAIN THESE! SCORE 153
Not complaining. SCORE 203
Why I have a Facebook account… SCORE 188
Close enough… SCORE 146
Oh grandpa… SCORE 325
I eat a lot of carrots. SCORE 356
Corn maze for blondes. SCORE 273
Truth. SCORE 309
Virgin coconut water. SCORE 286
Teenage Mutant Ninja Urkel. SCORE 239
Trolling from prison. SCORE 395
Words. SCORE 217
15 years ago vs. today. SCORE 161
Cats are jerks. SCORE 249
An extra face. SCORE 101
Words. SCORE 310
Logic process. SCORE 196
Little Timmy’s stuck in the well! SCORE 88
Illustrated guide to facial hair. SCORE 149
Toaster’s gonna toast. SCORE 124
The great circle of life? SCORE 271
A life in the shower. SCORE 217
The power of bacon. SCORE 239
You’re like a drug to me. SCORE 240