I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Things To do. SCORE 15
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
…Yummy… SCORE 5
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Because Cute SCORE 16
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
I want to do this. SCORE 295
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
