she really gets me SCORE 13
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
working from home problems SCORE 27
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
parental support SCORE 22
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
nerd moment SCORE 12
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
