marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 33
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 40
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
space facts on your back SCORE 37
help, i woke up SCORE 32
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
muggle born SCORE 15
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
a true work of art SCORE 13
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
no SCORE 24
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
