Never trust asparagus. SCORE 76
Look at these photographs… SCORE 44
I get to live in a house with a wife… SCORE 90
I’m going to have to bill extra for this… SCORE 39
Where are my children SCORE 105
The power of networking. SCORE 82
I’d listen to it. SCORE 55
Siri thinks too highly of you. SCORE 80
sounds like a 401k to me… SCORE 64
You weren’t supposed to be here. SCORE 64
There is no god. SCORE 33
A book ravaged by termites SCORE 57
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 64
Hot single crusaders in your area. SCORE 50
Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 116
Wait just a friggan minute… SCORE 48
Wuv. Tru wuv. SCORE 86
CVS to the rescue! SCORE 83
I would watch the live action movie… SCORE 65
Bobody said it would be this hard… SCORE 42
Mother may I? SCORE 95
There are other options out there… SCORE 58
This is not the fortune you are looking for… SCORE 47
Welp, see ya later… SCORE 68
Sea Demons from the deep SCORE 74
Feeling toasted SCORE 42
The Pokemons sold at the official store SCORE 68
There is no hope for you. SCORE 62
Grandad Ozzy being silly. SCORE 64
It’s good words. SCORE 97
Yes they do offer other services… SCORE 127
These desks have the ability to amplify farts to 110db SCORE 49
