back to bed! SCORE 19
i always spill SCORE 17
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
omg SCORE 20
they get huge SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
clever SCORE 29
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
an impossible task SCORE 20
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
i have layers SCORE 33
excuse me SCORE 19
english burn SCORE 27
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i’m canceling SCORE 9
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
definitely a dog SCORE 46
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
